In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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