Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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