i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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