when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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