windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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