It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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