I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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