i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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