It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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