I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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