we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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