Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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