What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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