I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
