its not stalking. its research.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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