They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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