Sponge bath it is.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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