He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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