I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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