That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
