it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Randomize
