I'm laying in your front yard are you home
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i think i scared a bird with my dick
it glows. i had to have it.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
