I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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