i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
