He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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