She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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