One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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