Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
is that a dick in a sweater?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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