I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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