why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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