Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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