Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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