can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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