Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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