I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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