Don't you send me to vm
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Randomize
