I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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