Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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