How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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