and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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