she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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