You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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