i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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