She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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