Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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