Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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