SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just gift wrapped bread.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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