do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Randomize
