2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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