I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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