it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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