The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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